Dear Butter

Dear Butter,

Do you know what I go through so we can be eaten? I go from field to bag; from bag to box; from box to store. Then I get picked up and taken home. After that, I may sit on the shelf for a while, but after that come see the extreme pain. They put me in this big popcorn machine, and it heats up real quick. Then all the heat from the machine gets into the air, which in turn gets to us. We start to really feel the pressure then. And then all of a sudden, POW! We are popcorn now. I hope you realize how lucky you are ingrate.