Hello Mister Magician!

To: Mister Magician

Hello Mister Magician! I heard that you think you know some magic! Well I know some real magic only my kind can do. You see, I am a water molecule; being a water molecule I can transform before you're very eyes! If I get to my boiling point of 100 degrees Celsius I get excited and gain the ability to fly! And if I get to 0 degrees Celsius I become very lazy and don't like to move. When I get too hot I do a thing called evaporation and when I go back it's called condensation. When I turn to ice it's called freezing and when I turn back it's called melting. Now remember next time you do a magic trick to help some kid with depression that you're lying to that child and when they find out the magic you did isn't real they might lose all hope in humanity and start the next world war! This is all I have to say to you good day sir.

From: Water Molecules Everywhere (WME)